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Yesterday, Matt and I drove past a homeless person with the one of those standard cardboard signs: "Homeless. Please Help. God Bless You."

Matt said, "If I ever see one of those that says, 'Homeless. Please Help. Athiest.', I swear I'll give them twenty bucks.

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eatsoylentgreen
Jan. 2nd, 2006 01:40 am (UTC)
well now I have another career option
grenacia
Jan. 2nd, 2006 02:04 am (UTC)
You'd probably not have as much luck with the other passers-by, though. And to be honest, you'd have to give up your home and religion.
grenacia
Jan. 2nd, 2006 02:06 am (UTC)
So I think IKEA is a better bet.
phoenixredux
Jan. 2nd, 2006 04:32 pm (UTC)
Even homeless athiests write "God Bless" on their cardboard signs. They may be homeless, but they still know how to market themselves.
grenacia
Jan. 2nd, 2006 05:06 pm (UTC)
I expect that's part of why he wants to reward the honest one. Some people have the same feeling about homeless people who will TELL you they desperately need money for a drink.
phoenixredux
Jan. 2nd, 2006 05:30 pm (UTC)
I once gave money to a dude who had a sign: "I just need weed and beer" on that same principle. As I was standing there, another homeless dude came by with a cart full of beer, and gave him one. I guess it was his lucky night.
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