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drunk peeples are teh funny

People who are in the habit of getting drunk to the point of incoherency should really either memorize their addresses or have them written down upon their persons. I just drove one such person home from my friend's birthday party. Or, at least, I hope I did. He didn't know his address. At first he thought he lived at the intersection of two major streets that DO NOT intersect. I eventually coaxed out of him an intersection (adjacent to the hypothetical imaginary one) that DOES exist, so I drove him there. Then I asked him, various ways, "Do you see where you live? Can you tell me where you live?" He said various incoherent things such as "Your mother lives inside me" and then swore, opened his car door, got out, and walked away. I'm pretty sure he got home, but I'm not really sure where he lives and how near it actually was to where I dropped him off. But he was walking okay by then, and seemed to know where he was going. Despite the confusion, I'm glad I gave him a ride - the original plan had been to put him in a cab, and I don't think that would have gone well.

Anyhoo, otherwise had a nice time tonight. Had fun playing pool and seeing old friends.

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grenacia
Jan. 13th, 2007 04:24 pm (UTC)
I think he'd moved recently, so I dunno, but its a good idea.
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fionna_g
Jan. 13th, 2007 04:13 pm (UTC)
Now I know why Paddington Bear always comes wearing a tag: he´s a drunkard!
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