I was playing Apples to Apples with 
phoenixredux and the Bean tonight at the Chatterbox. One round, I was judging what was the most "Boring", and my choices were "Playing Chess", "Meg Ryan", and "Doing the Dishes". I picked Meg Ryan.
I said, "Doing the dishes doesn't have to be so boring if you put on some music or something. Or . . ." . . . eyeingphoenixredux . . . "put on some high heels and a short skirt".
phoenixredux said, "Should we go home, put the kid to bed and . . . " . . . eyebrow raise . . . "do the dishes?
But we just kept playing. I won! The dishes were clean anyway. But I think we've developed a ridiculous new euphemism.
In other news, Space Dust Comes Alive!
phoenixredux and the Bean tonight at the Chatterbox. One round, I was judging what was the most "Boring", and my choices were "Playing Chess", "Meg Ryan", and "Doing the Dishes". I picked Meg Ryan.I said, "Doing the dishes doesn't have to be so boring if you put on some music or something. Or . . ." . . . eyeing
phoenixredux . . . "put on some high heels and a short skirt".phoenixredux said, "Should we go home, put the kid to bed and . . . " . . . eyebrow raise . . . "do the dishes?But we just kept playing. I won! The dishes were clean anyway. But I think we've developed a ridiculous new euphemism.
In other news, Space Dust Comes Alive!
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phoenixredux said, "Should we go home, put the kid to bed and . . . " . . . eyebrow raise . . . "do the dishes?
But does phoenixredux look good enough in high heels and a short skirt to motivate you to "do the dishes"? (giggles!)
"Dad I'd like to fuck"?
I like it too. I once played strip apples to apples at a party - the judge would pick a best and a worst match, and the worst had to remove an item of clothing!